Friday

WHAT ARE SENIOR CITIZENS WORTH?

What are Seniors worth?

Remember, old folk are worth a fortune with silver in their hair, gold in their teeth, stones in their kidneys, lead in their feet and gas in their stomachs.

I have become a little older since I saw you last and a few changes have come into my life - frankly I have become a frivolous old gal.

I am seeing six gentlemen everyday.

As soon as I wake up, WILL POWER helps me out of bed, then I go to see JOHNNY LOO, Next – CHARLIE CRAMP comes along and when he’s here he takes up a lot of my attention, When he leaves ARTHUR RITIS shows up and stays around all day. He doesn’t like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint. After such a busy day I’m really tired and glad to go to bed with JOHNNY WALKER.

What a life! Oh yes!, I’m also fighting with AL ZYMER.

P.S. The minister came to call the other day. He said that I should be thinking about the hereafter. I told him “Oh I do! All the time,- On my way home,- in the parlour, upstairs, in the kitchen or down in the basement, I say to myself - “Now what am I hereafter?”

Hereafter, - Maybe I should try Aromatherapy!

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